Guys, please read my extremely NSFW Guardians of the Galaxy fanfic told from the perspective of Groot here.
I don’t normally rec a lot of PWP, but wow. Stop what you’re doing and read this, you won’t regret it!
it’s not a sunday unless you completely waste it then feel really sad around 8pm
I met a nice cat on the way home
He’s trying to remember your scent so when the feline uprising happens he’ll know to spare you for your intimate kindness
the word gay is actually an acronym
actually doesn’t mind if
stop adding your own acronyms to this it was beautiful and now it’s not
Actually doesn’t mind if we add acronyms because
im going to vomit on you
looks like bengledick crinklesniff lost this round
my skills include waking up with anime protagonist bedhead
people who actually buy themes
people who prefer buying music
getting things illegally
Grits are the worst fucking food what are you all on
who the fuck is drinking straight vinegar
is this because of the suite life
People who enjoy durians let me explain all the things that are wrong with your life. There is help.
As a Mainer: Who the fuck lives in Maine and eats durians I don’t understand
I’ll have you know I love grits
why… is illinois just yolk……………………..